What would Macca do? BRAND NEW to the DYFC website…

 

New facts on Macca 19/6/2012

  1. The last person to make eye contact with Macca was Stevie Wonder
  2. Macca can run somebody over without a car.
  3. When Macca goes clay pigeon shooting, he shoots the bullets of the other participants.
  4. Macca can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
  5. Macca can French kiss his elbow.
  6. Once, Macca explained sound to a deaf person
  7. When Macca falls into a puddle of water he doesn’t get wet, the water gets Macca. This is a lie, we know Macca doesn’t fall..ever
  8. Macca can draw a circle with a ruler.
  9. Macca beat the sun in a staring contest
  10. Macca trained one man, he is now the HULK

NEW FACTS- 4/6/2012.

  1. If Macca smiled at you, you would put it on your resume.
  2. Macca doesn’t eat honey. He chews bees…
  3. Macca only works out once a year…..that’s about all the gym equipment can take.
  4. Macca’s mom didn’t have him, he gave birth to himself
  5. Macca can un-roll a cigarette and re-roll it.
  6. Macca can rip a phone book in half…..using one hand.
  7. Macca once threw a hand grenade and killed 50 people…….then it exploded
  8. Macca doesn’t use a remote, he just tells the tv to change channels.
  9. Ladies open doors for Macca.
  10. Shooting stars make a wish when they see Macca.

 

FACTS about Macca aka Karl McCreath …..

  1. Once the cop pulled over Macca….the cop was lucky to leave with a warning.
  2. When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Macca
  3. Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Macca stories.
  4. Macca has already been to Mars; that’s why there are no signs of life.
  5. Macca won Australian Idol using only sign language
  6. Macca won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards
  7. Some magicans can walk on water, Macca can swim through land.
  8. Macca can cut through a hot knife with butter
  9. Macca can slam a revolving door.
  10. Macca doesn’t need Twitter, he’s already following you.
  11. Macca does not fart, nothing escapes Macca
  12. Willy Wonka gave an everlasting gobstopper to Macca. The flavor lasted 2.3 seconds.
  13. Macca can speak Japanese… in French.
  14. Macca will never have a heart attack. His heart isn’t nearly foolish enough to attack him.
  15. Macca doesn’t flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it

 

Over the next few months, we’ll be bringing stories, facts and pictures on the AL1′s favourite Karl McCreath aka Macca aka Mac Dog.

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