New facts on Macca 19/6/2012
- The last person to make eye contact with Macca was Stevie Wonder
- Macca can run somebody over without a car.
- When Macca goes clay pigeon shooting, he shoots the bullets of the other participants.
- Macca can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
- Macca can French kiss his elbow.
- Once, Macca explained sound to a deaf person
- When Macca falls into a puddle of water he doesn’t get wet, the water gets Macca. This is a lie, we know Macca doesn’t fall..ever
- Macca can draw a circle with a ruler.
- Macca beat the sun in a staring contest
- Macca trained one man, he is now the HULK
NEW FACTS- 4/6/2012.
- If Macca smiled at you, you would put it on your resume.
- Macca doesn’t eat honey. He chews bees…
- Macca only works out once a year…..that’s about all the gym equipment can take.
- Macca’s mom didn’t have him, he gave birth to himself
- Macca can un-roll a cigarette and re-roll it.
- Macca can rip a phone book in half…..using one hand.
- Macca once threw a hand grenade and killed 50 people…….then it exploded
- Macca doesn’t use a remote, he just tells the tv to change channels.
- Ladies open doors for Macca.
- Shooting stars make a wish when they see Macca.
FACTS about Macca aka Karl McCreath …..
- Once the cop pulled over Macca….the cop was lucky to leave with a warning.
- When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Macca
- Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Macca stories.
- Macca has already been to Mars; that’s why there are no signs of life.
- Macca won Australian Idol using only sign language
- Macca won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards
- Some magicans can walk on water, Macca can swim through land.
- Macca can cut through a hot knife with butter
- Macca can slam a revolving door.
- Macca doesn’t need Twitter, he’s already following you.
- Macca does not fart, nothing escapes Macca
- Willy Wonka gave an everlasting gobstopper to Macca. The flavor lasted 2.3 seconds.
- Macca can speak Japanese… in French.
- Macca will never have a heart attack. His heart isn’t nearly foolish enough to attack him.
- Macca doesn’t flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it
Over the next few months, we’ll be bringing stories, facts and pictures on the AL1′s favourite Karl McCreath aka Macca aka Mac Dog.Continue reading